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A realistic approach to life and parenthood…
sprinkled with home projects and everything in between. Basically anything and everything I want to talk about.
Welcome to the sh*tshow!
What I hope you’ll find here
My hope is that this space can be for like-minded, stressed out, sarcastic mamas to come and feel not so alone in a world full of “Karens” and Pinterest Moms. My fellow mamas are those that don’t judge other moms, so please don’t do that here.
Things I hope you take away
First and foremost, I hope you can escape the crazy of your life long enough to bask in knowing you are not the only one feeling the way you do!
Secondly, I hope you can learn to laugh at life’s curve balls and embrace the cards you’re dealt.
Here’s to hoping you take your shoes off and stay a while!
Sometimes the right company can be hard to find. But once you do, you hold on to that shit and protect it at all costs! Let’s build one badass community together! I’m looking forward to sharing my thoughts and connecting with you!
Disclaimers:
There will be typos, improper punctuation, and improper English (I was a Criminal Justice major, not English) so don’t bother wasting your time correcting me. Some may have a difference in opinions on what I write and that is perfectly A-OK! I respect that you are able to have your own opinion, and hope that you can give the same courtesy back to me. We are fortunate enough to live in a great country, where we are all individuals and have the ability to think for ourselves.
Additionally, whatever shit talking I do on this blog does not negate the fact that I love my kids and husband so fiercely. But just because I do, does not mean it is always easy. Regardless, I hope my sarcasm can translate through text and know that this is all in good fun.
Soooo, here’s to hoping you can come here to get a good chuckle and you can relate (at least appreciate or both) the struggle in the day to day shit-nanigans. And hopefully you too are looking to get through life with a little bit of sarcasm, crude language (this blog wouldn’t be authentic if there wasn’t some swearing), dark humor and a whole lot of alcohol!
Thank you, and come again!